So, yesterday afternoon, Sarah asks me if I've seen the weird spider in the office. It has creepy blue eyes, she says.
Well, Sarah does NOT like bugs & goes into a full on panic attack if she sees even a tiny gnat. There's no way she got close enough to a spider to see it's eyes. I had to take a look for myself.
|North American Jumping Spider|
Sure enough! Our spider has bright, fluorescent blue eyes. I mean, they are seriously, bright, bright BLUE. His eyes are so blue, you can see them from three or four feet away even though the whole spider is a little smaller than a quarter. They are SO much bluer than that photo'd spider's. They are seriously creepy and there's no way they are natural. He has to be some kind of cyborg spider. Those eyes just can not be natural. No way. No freaking way.
So now I'm left wondering, has he escaped from some kind of governmental lab? DC is only 60 miles away. Or maybe the government placed him here to spy on us. Or worse, my husband is using him to track my yarn purchases.
And if cybernetic spiders aren't freaky enough.....
|Beaded Annis Shawl|
What kind of household am I living in??