The slouchy, lacy tam/hat is finished and being blocked. Being blocked over a cake stand because it's the largest circular thing I could find. Pattern instructions always say to use a dinner plate but when you knit for Texas sized heads, dinner plates don't cut it. Anyway, the recipient notices the tam being stretched over the cake stand & since she doesn't recognize the knitting as being a hat, she starts asking questions. She now thinks I'm knitting cake stand covers for my Etsy shop. Which, since she already thinks I'm weird and might actually be inclined to knit cake stand covers, is totally believable.