I’ve talked before about how much I’ve enjoyed my Etsy experience. Today, I’m going to tell a funny Etsy story. I really hope I don’t offend anyone, but the fact that I’m worrying about it probably means that I will. I’m sorry. I remember back when I was 11 or 12, I went to Ithaca, New York to visit a friend who lived there. I remember how embarrassed I was when all her friends would say, “say something” to me then crack up laughing when I did. Remember, I’m from Virginia. My southern accent was hilarious to them. Luckily, I couldn’t understand 90% of what they said so I have no idea how badly they were poking fun of me and my accent. That story reminds me a little bit of the story I’m about to tell. Except, I’m not telling it in meanness. I promise I’m not. As my father used to say, I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you.
I highly admire the folks on Etsy that are from foreign, non-English speaking countries and yet are communicating in English. I took two years of French in school and the only two words I learned were one I can't use in front of my children and bonjour. Thus, I think anyone trying to run a business in a foreign language deserves high, high praise. But having said that, I love to read the descriptions of items that foreigners have written. Sometimes the spellings are wrong, because after all, the American way is the right way. Right? (Said with sarcasm.) Sometimes the adjectives come after the nouns. Sometimes even the English speaking British word things in a manner that sounds odd to my American ears. And then sometimes, you just gotta stop and wonder what the heck the people are talking about. Take, for example, these washing instructions: “You can wash dry.” What? I can wash dry? I read it and reread it and reread it once again. And suddenly it dawned on me. You could dry clean the item. I giggled for hours.
And that dear friends, just goes to show you how desperate I’ve become for daily blog fodder. Exactly how many days are left in this month?
As penance for poking fun of those struggling with American grammar, I decided to offer a discount to anyone that can find an error in any of my own descriptions. Unfortunately, I'm sure there are a few. Click here to find out what I'm offering. The details are at the bottom of my profile.
On the knitting front, I finished the cabled hat that I'd started yesterday. Photos will follow soon, but first, I have to find my camera charger. In the mean time, I'll leave you with this, just because I think it's pretty.