Anyway.... Since I woke up sick the very first day after the season ended this year, yesterday was my first day out of the house. (I woke up feeling much, much better thank you very much.) Of course, while I was waking up feeling oh, so much better, the rest of the family was waking up feeling ughy. Ha! That's what they get for 'allowing' me to wash dishes while I was sick! Pay back's a b*tch. (Picture the evil Mom grin.)
Anyway.... After enjoying a cup of coffee that I could actually taste (glory hallelujah!) I got dressed in real clothes (no uniform!) climbed into the car and hit the Real World. The Real World being Target. Now, keep in mind I'm suffering from Real World disorientation so every single thing seems slightly weird, exciting and surreal. But several things happened while I was there that seemed noteworthy. First, there was the Halloween 70 - 90% off sale and lucky for me, the only candy left was candy corn. You know how I feel about candy corn. I am now the proud owner of six bags. Six! Good Lord! I was also interested to note that the only costumes left were banana costumes. That may not seem strange to the majority of you, but my closest friends will understand why that would be "a thing," specially when I'm still feeling slightly Real World disoriented. And then, as I was walking toward the cash registers, I passed the kids' toy aisle and I overheard the most precious thing. One little twin boy drags the other twin boy over to some special display (looked like Lego's to me, but it was secured in a special glass case so who knows) and the first twin says to the second twin, "Let's talk about The present." It was so cute!
Next up was a trip to Michael's craft store. You know I spent hours and hours wandering up and down every single aisle, some of them more than once. Okay, most of them more than once, some of them more than twice. The weird thing there - there was a customer with a bunch of children on the spray paint aisle. They were down on the floor, spray painting a wreath bright blue. Spray painting! Spray painting a wreath on the store's bare floor, with a can of paint off the shelf. What the Hell?? You don't even get to see that kind of behavior at Walmart!
Next on the docket was a trip to Barnes & Noble. Where a little boy who looked to be about four was throwing one of those fits that only a four year old can throw. But this kid's fit was extra special. While he cried and flung snot every where, he was also kicking his mom and loudly screaming, "I'm gonna beat your a$$!" Good Lord!
At that point, I decided that I'd had enough of the Real World for one weekend and went home. Home where I'm grateful to be an American.
Okay, that's cheesy, I admit it. But there's something I just love about the simplicity of this row boat and flag on the edge of the pond. And I couldn't very well say I was dedicating an entire Giving Thanks post to 75% off candy corn.